Calling all goofs, scumbags, casuals and haters. Have you ever been even mildly critical of your favorite sports brand's business practices? Think maybe slap fighting's not quite your bag? Wish the company you give your hard-earned money to every month didn't pal around with quite so many dictators? Has the most powerful man in the industry ever commissioned a hit-job video piece about you because you dared to question his organization's health and safety protocols? Would you like him to? If you answered "yes" to any of these questions, well, this t-shirt is for you. It feels soft and lightweight, with the right amount of stretch. It's comfortable and flattering for all and it'll let the world know you're a grade-A, certified fuckin' goof.

• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Guatemala, Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US

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